whorests:

peanutbutterandsquats:

lilyredneck:

dut-dut-goose:

queenofferrets:

juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:“Lettuce fuck.” 

I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.

It has a little lettuce bow.

I’ve been laughing for 7 minutes oh my god

gUYS CLICK THE FUCKING PICTURE I CAN T BRETAHE

whorests:

peanutbutterandsquats:

lilyredneck:

dut-dut-goose:

queenofferrets:

juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:

“Lettuce fuck.” 

I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.

It has a little lettuce bow.

I’ve been laughing for 7 minutes oh my god

gUYS CLICK THE FUCKING PICTURE I CAN T BRETAHE

Harness energy from noise

Because of my frequent headaches, which are probably not migraine, but whatever; I have been thinking a lot on the concept of harnessing the energy of sound. If noise, static, and so on can drain me from all my energy, rendering me unable to do anything; then there shouldn’t be too much that stops us from reversing the process. Renewable energy? I don’t know how it works. I am not a scientist, but I can imagine.

Our society is overridden by static, and loud noises. If we could harness all of this noise that annoys a lot of people (like traffic, planes, general static, big tower bells, what,) then we’d probably not have any crisis. I hope there are educated people researching this subject. I haven’t heard about it in the media, about, ever. I think it could have potential.

(If the level of static noise from the general world is not enough, then there could be made noisy power plants. Big bells, or forks being powered by the windwaves, creating soundwaves, and a lot of noise. You could have both windmills and sound-converters(?) for double effect. If there’s sun, then it’s even better. This is not backed by any science by the way.)

Sorry 4 posting so much of my shit now blame mal who went for dinner or something also I’m going to get a doctors appointment bc of my headaches again this needs 2 stop I haven’t been on computer all day yet I feel gruesome satan i helvete lat riket ditt råda på jorda så som i undergrunnen